james bonding

spitting venom

yes, please

classic carrie bradshaw

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

send dudes, not nudes

time to cry!

beer science

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

how it started vs how it’s going

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i should have texted instead

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life