The internet is a weird place… #drinkcarlsberg?

this should be interesting

the suite life tried to teach us

welcome to jurassic park!

extremely concerned, as it were

cry harder

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

and now he’s just committed to the bit

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

set your dvr!

no context crab

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately

egg-cellent

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

gonna need to buy a whole new bed