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Can I hire you to write my obit?

Can I hire you to write my obit?
Little people.
Little people.
Owning a real Lightsaber.
Owning a real Lightsaber.
Business cards of famous people.
Business cards of famous people.
If you ask me…
If you ask me…
Why I can’t find a job.
Why I can’t find a job.
Tree house hotel rooms.
Tree house hotel rooms.
Did you know diarrhea is genetic?
Did you know diarrhea is genetic?
Carrot cake.
Carrot cake.
The Princess Bride pregnancy test.
The Princess Bride pregnancy test.
Soon.
Soon.
I got addicted to Farmville.
I got addicted to Farmville.
Tree house hotel rooms.
Tree house hotel rooms.
Phonetic alphabet (NATO approved)
Phonetic alphabet (NATO approved)
Places on my bucket list.
Places on my bucket list.
Fixed it, OCD style.
Fixed it, OCD style.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Join the conversation
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…