just because you don’t believe in something, doesn’t mean it’s not real

*stomps tiny feet*

Have a nice day.

Seymour Asses would have been there…

How humans decompose, generally.

Fix a birb a day and they never go away.

It’s the final countdown.

Move over Yule log… there’s a new log in town…

Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub.

*rings dinner bell*

A charcookterie board.

21 year old Chris Nikic is the first person with Down syndrome finish a triathlon, BTW.

And that’s the secret sauce of life.

Corn bread– just add grassfed butter.

🐅🐕 gatos be gaiting.

The gatos will play…