just bring back windows live messenger

graduated with honors!

there goes my afternoon

too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery

the next great food debate

i have so many questions

my mouth must be lonely all the time…

“previously on” is not needed in modern society

science burn

Always judging you

*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!

This is why my cat has trust issues

i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work

retinal

this was a terrible mistake

The facepalm is what gets me