just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

You’re hire, and you can work here as long as you want.

You’re hire, and you can work here as long as you want.

It’s all relative

It’s all relative

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Plastic Flamingoes

Plastic Flamingoes

Emoji game on point

Emoji game on point

omg tho.

Behold, the pink pelican.

Behold, the pink pelican.

No ragrets.

I could pooh here.

I could pooh here.

Local Army Recruit Center Posted This

Local Army Recruit Center Posted This

Words.

And Just for a second he didn’t think about his parents…

And Just for a second he didn’t think about his parents…

Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man

Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man

Causing a fright!

Causing a fright!

Engineers are smart.

Engineers are smart.