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keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

It is imperative that you stop taking the ducks…
It is imperative that you stop taking the ducks…
Tonight, we bowl.
Tonight, we bowl.
Jesus take the pencil!
Jesus take the pencil!
That’s very fair, actually.
That’s very fair, actually.
U.S. Navy swapped out $38,000 periscope joysticks for $30 Xbox controllers on their submarine fleets.
U.S. Navy swapped out $38,000 periscope joysticks for $30 Xbox controllers on their submarine fleets.
Riley C. Howell was a fine man.
Riley C. Howell was a fine man.
Please make this all go away…
Please make this all go away…
What do we say to hangovers? Tomorrow, probably.
What do we say to hangovers? Tomorrow, probably.
I kinda feel like we’re oiler reacting.
I kinda feel like we’re oiler reacting.
Bollywood logic rises above all other.
Bollywood logic rises above all other.
*blinks in SOS*
*blinks in SOS*
The thirst has taken over…
The thirst has taken over…
I could listen to 10 hours of this…
I could listen to 10 hours of this…
Some Professors had your best interest in mind.
Some Professors had your best interest in mind.
Work all the angles…
Work all the angles…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Sup+player.
Sup player.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Hands.
Hands.
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Classy.
Classy.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.