Keeping up with the Vances, of Vance Refrigeration

Stop it with the pressure, peers…

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

A Venezuelan smartass

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Ultimate noms.

Traffic banana for scale.

Passive aggressive instructions

You just lost the game.

The price is savage

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.