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killer dialogue

Do it for her.
Do it for her.
A smartwarch for everyone.
A smartwarch for everyone.
Say hello to my little fren.
Say hello to my little fren.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
In Europe they call them Cool Americans
In Europe they call them Cool Americans
Hawks do not care even a little bit.
Hawks do not care even a little bit.
Well done, my child.
Well done, my child.
What an odd carton of eggs…
What an odd carton of eggs…
Free stuffing booth.
Free stuffing booth.
Who’s cosplaying whom?
Who’s cosplaying whom?
An ear with which to hear.
An ear with which to hear.
Das Words.
Das Words.
Knead the bread, knead the bread.
Knead the bread, knead the bread.
He looks smashing, actually.
He looks smashing, actually.
Was I cursed?! Do you even know my name?
Was I cursed?! Do you even know my name?
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
left+swipe
left swipe
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?