Kim Corgdashian

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

Dad jokes…

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

Electricity, a guide.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

I could climb this pinnacle.

Don’t trust the goats, though.

Look at it differently.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

All hail the one true Tiger King.

OK but what about the child brides?

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

OK but what about the gig workers?

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…