kirk was probably microchipped

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Programmers know…

Programmers know…

What do we say to the God of death?

What do we say to the God of death?

I shall show you the dance of my people.

I shall show you the dance of my people.

He healthy

Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.

Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.

Pony up.

For thee, but not for me.

For thee, but not for me.

Ask grandma about her extracurricular’s during college…

Ask grandma about her extracurricular’s during college…

Bee Sniffer Poetry

Bee Sniffer Poetry

Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.

Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.

Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.

Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.

Nobody asked for this research…

Nobody asked for this research…

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Myrna, simmer down.

Myrna, simmer down.