knee-jeep in trouble

Disney flirting.

Resist contemptible people.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

A fisherman’s life for me.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

The Oregon Apocalypse

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

â‚¿ Life.

Until next time.

But you said it was freeeee