Know your mushrooms.

Know your mushrooms.

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

if you were curious

if you were curious

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner