ladies & gentlemen: Guy’s face reveal

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the makers of oreos have no chill

another delicious hummuscide

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic