Sure you can eat a jar of olives. Or just be a normal person and go for cheese

one of these days, they’ll figure out a target

call it elf defense

they must be howling

little chaos gremlin

maybe it’ll be time in three years

maybe they’re just that disappointed in me

the best photogruffer

comforting a neurodivergent significant other be like

that wasn’t berry nice

i see someone has adjusted their marketing campaign

think of the marketing!

living life in 2023:

i thought i thought a thought but i think i lost it thinking a thought without thought

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