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Toasters are dangerous.
Toasters are dangerous.
Americans vs Canadians.
Americans vs Canadians.
Stick to your values.
Stick to your values.
Kidnapping Harry Potter.
Kidnapping Harry Potter.
The truth about trail mix.
The truth about trail mix.
Why?
Why?
Now more than ever.
Now more than ever.
Ugh, I’m so fat!
Ugh, I’m so fat!
I’ve never seen someone so happy to play Call of Duty
I’ve never seen someone so happy to play Call of Duty
Derpy cats.
Derpy cats.
Talking to boys.
Talking to boys.
Just a baby elephant having fun at the beach.
Just a baby elephant having fun at the beach.
Two scientists walk in to a bar.
Two scientists walk in to a bar.
Oh bother…
Oh bother…
Something happened in the kitchen…
Something happened in the kitchen…
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
Oversimplified+pizza+post..
Oversimplified pizza post..
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
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He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
The+night+is+dark+and+full+of+terrors%26%238230%3B
The night is dark and full of terrors…
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty