Feeling Lucky?

laundry is like fighting seagulls

every need fulfilled
every need fulfilled
my school play casting director was right…
my school play casting director was right…
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
im the richest in the world
im the richest in the world
“there can only be one possiblity”
“there can only be one possiblity”
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
this story could be published in ANY local paper
this story could be published in ANY local paper
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
cold-blooded girl stealers
cold-blooded girl stealers
mind yo business
mind yo business
let’s see if it’s up to snuff
let’s see if it’s up to snuff
earie
earie
a magician never reveals their secrets
a magician never reveals their secrets
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)