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Wake up, Neo…

Wake up, Neo...
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
This one was for you, Papi.
This one was for you, Papi.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
A man called Fred.
A man called Fred.
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
Peace remains optional.
Peace remains optional.
WWJD?
WWJD?
A little space, bruv?
A little space, bruv?
Bah [will] ram you.
Bah [will] ram you.
The steepest stairs in the world located at Mt Huashan, Gyna.
The steepest stairs in the world located at Mt Huashan, Gyna.
She’s a keeper…
She’s a keeper…
Positive%5Bly%5D+wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Words
Words
This+man+tends+the+bar.
This man tends the bar.
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
Goat+seeking+trampoline+for+romp+of+a+lifetime.
Goat seeking trampoline for romp of a lifetime.
I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
The+hops+are+insufficient.
The hops are insufficient.
%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F+WARNING+%26%238211%3B+This+is+important+%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
⚠️ WARNING – This is important ⚠️
Son%2C+where+art+thou%3F
Son, where art thou?
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+pro+gamer+moves%26%238230%3B.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….