A church acting all Christ-like by making sure no bums can take shelter

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

the original viagra

tooting his own horn

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

representative!!!!

pass me some coal

i’m too old for this sh–

thanks but no thanks

are you awake or ashleighp?

who, me?

coke classic or bust

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business