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She loses patience with me :/

She loses patience with me :/
Hi. I’m an engineer.
Hi. I’m an engineer.
And people wonder why so many kids hate middle school.
And people wonder why so many kids hate middle school.
Scramble an egg inside its shell.
Scramble an egg inside its shell.
I have spent my whole life scared.
I have spent my whole life scared.
Dog logic.
Dog logic.
It’s only a matter of time…
It’s only a matter of time…
Memory Foam.
Memory Foam.
Mocking the baby.
Mocking the baby.
Louis C.K. Loves People-Watching
Louis C.K. Loves People-Watching
Healthcare Games: Catching Communism
Healthcare Games: Catching Communism
Save a horse…
Save a horse…
What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?
What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?
I shrunk Hillary Clinton’s hands and mouth.
I shrunk Hillary Clinton’s hands and mouth.
The Standing Slide Kick
The Standing Slide Kick
I’m not a racist… but.
I’m not a racist… but.
How+to+keep+a+secret.
How to keep a secret.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+exactly+hate+you%26%238230%3B
I don’t exactly hate you…
Snail+love.
Snail love.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Seeing-eye+horse.
Seeing-eye horse.
You+should+do+s%26%238217%3Bmore+typing.
You should do s’more typing.
Volde-cat.
Volde-cat.
Impressed.
Impressed.
What+girls+look+at.
What girls look at.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
How+to+watch+Inception.
How to watch Inception.
Fact.
Fact.