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my new safe word is banana

my new safe word is banana
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
stingray shaming
stingray shaming
nay
nay
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
death and dessert
death and dessert
they were stored improperly
they were stored improperly
good kitty
good kitty
where do i buy a splash guard?
where do i buy a splash guard?
soon
soon
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
prove the meme wrong
prove the meme wrong
she got a salary increase
she got a salary increase
not every idea is a good idea
not every idea is a good idea
it’s my cheat day
it’s my cheat day
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
every+sims+file+ever
every sims file ever
YOU+KNOW+THIS+PHONE
YOU KNOW THIS PHONE
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like:
Join the conversation
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cherish+%28Sep+30%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cherish (Sep 30)
just%26%238230%3Bone%26%238230%3Bmore%26%238230%3B
just…one…more…
but+are+they+wrong%3F
but are they wrong?
10+Funny+UK+Memes+to+get+Chuffed
10 Funny UK Memes to get Chuffed
50%25+of+people+online%3A
50% of people online:
character+archetypes+with+juxtaposed+partners+will+always+be+good
character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good
guess+we%26%238217%3Bll+never+know
guess we’ll never know
this+made+me+think+of+you+%3C3
this made me think of you <3