Congrats, babe.

CSI: disneyland

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

boba fett is actually pinocchio

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

am i phobos the moon of mars?

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930