less than a month to go

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

jurassic park holiday special

jurassic park holiday special

bring back the cats!

bring back the cats!

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

royale burrito with cheese

royale burrito with cheese

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

may the comedic force be with you

may the comedic force be with you

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is how i became the fun uncle

the power of positive affirmations

the power of positive affirmations