let me check my sundial

Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

No need for parking sensors when you got these

Horlp may.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

You just lost the game.

Why did the camel cross the road?

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Astronauts playing with their food

Passive aggressive instructions

I… I guess thanks?

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

The price is savage