Moms know how babies are made…

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

All the beautiful people.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Humans are clever.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Not the most economical death…

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Grandmother, stop.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.