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lies I tell myself #481

How do dog whistles work?
How do dog whistles work?
Cat’s Resume.
Cat’s Resume.
My Halloween costume options.
My Halloween costume options.
Krzywy Domek in Poland.
Krzywy Domek in Poland.
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
We’re looking for a serial rapist…
We’re looking for a serial rapist…
So, this guy likes to repaint dolls…
So, this guy likes to repaint dolls…
A haiku about getting out of bed.
A haiku about getting out of bed.
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
Wingardium Leviosa.
Wingardium Leviosa.
I don’t stop eating when I’m full…
I don’t stop eating when I’m full…
Almost politically correct relatable Romney…
Almost politically correct relatable Romney…
Wake work sleep repeat.
Wake work sleep repeat.
I see the whole world spinning…
I see the whole world spinning…
Pumpktris.
Pumpktris.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
The+night+is+dark+and+full+of+terrors%26%238230%3B
The night is dark and full of terrors…
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Join the conversation
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
Our+decor.
Our decor.
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!