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Life imitates art

Life imitates art
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
i can never show my face in public again
i can never show my face in public again
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
you had a good run
you had a good run
dinner and show
dinner and show
so warm and cozy
so warm and cozy
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
gonna need to step outside for a second
gonna need to step outside for a second
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday
i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday
esrever ygolohcysp
esrever ygolohcysp
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
popsicles
popsicles
the reverse hero’s journey
the reverse hero’s journey
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Join the conversation
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…