life’s a game

Can’t disrupt his vital work schedule

Perfect camouflage

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Most important meal of the afterlife

Test your kids quarterly.

Powdered garbage

Please do not actually kill people.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Snail teeth

logitech hax

He’s not wrong

When your mom calls you pretty.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

What year is it?!