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your kids always come first
your kids always come first
don’t mess with your elders
don’t mess with your elders
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
stand back, I’m just doing my job
stand back, I’m just doing my job
historically hip
historically hip
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
anyone know the answer?
anyone know the answer?
chernobyl olafs
chernobyl olafs
they love him so much!
they love him so much!
woah
woah
do i speak in times new roman?
do i speak in times new roman?
did no one think to tell him?
did no one think to tell him?
live. learn. adapt. overcome
live. learn. adapt. overcome
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Obviously.
Obviously.