lightbulb moment

inflatable baby prison

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

all is not well in waffleville

you’ve got time

let’s break bread together

turtle burglar

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

robot vacuum issues

this description is way too accurate

reason #1 is pretty obvious

keep laughing see what happens

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…