We are all united in getting played.

We are all united in getting played.

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

there’s always a next time

there’s always a next time

a true american patriot

a true american patriot

it’s not too late

it’s not too late

per my last shot

per my last shot

I think i’m hilarious

I think i’m hilarious

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

brain is broken

brain is broken

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

don’t drink milk and drive

don’t drink milk and drive

what a happy surprise!

what a happy surprise!