President Bush posing with a bag of crack, circa 1985.

President Bush posing with a bag of crack, circa 1985.

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When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

I can dig it.

Be careful with your liver.

Be careful with your liver.

Get the cigars, Teddy.

Get the cigars, Teddy.

You’ll never stop THIS Count…

You’ll never stop THIS Count…

Just F’n around.

Just F’n around.

*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…

*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…

joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania

joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania

Land vs. People

Land vs. People

Specific and relatable, yes.

Specific and relatable, yes.

Ban dentists, actually.

Ban dentists, actually.

Gramps gave it a good effort.

Gramps gave it a good effort.

Yeah… take a break, bud.

Yeah… take a break, bud.

Are you winning, son?

Are you winning, son?