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linguistic lapse

There are kings, and there are pawns.
There are kings, and there are pawns.
540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…
540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…
Apple bonsai!
Apple bonsai!
King Soulja Flame had his first gig.
King Soulja Flame had his first gig.
You have no right to call yourself a father.
You have no right to call yourself a father.
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
Calculator sexting taught me this trick.
What a missed opportunity.
What a missed opportunity.
Geology jokes rock…
Geology jokes rock…
Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…
Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…
Cows can be good boys too.
Cows can be good boys too.
Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…
Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…
The problem with turtles…
The problem with turtles…
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority
a ir plan e safety i s Boeing’s #1 p riority
Crazy how nature do that.
Crazy how nature do that.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Join the conversation
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…