world’s strongest mailbox

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

To cucumber is to human.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

Dammit, Bobbeh!

Light it up, Chad.

Hold the line…

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

This is a win win, win situation.

This sums up the problem nicely.

Lorde raise me up.

I would read this book.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

I didn’t realize dogs could join Antifa.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985