listen to me, child!

Japanese art of candy sculpting

Japanese art of candy sculpting

Remember when this was the headline? Those were the good days

Remember when this was the headline? Those were the good days

peanut butter can be purchased directly from usa.gov

peanut butter can be purchased directly from usa.gov

Fun with perspective

Fun with perspective

Oh the things you find at Goodwill

Oh the things you find at Goodwill

He literally can’t handle it.

He literally can’t handle it.

"American footprints on distant worlds are not too big a dream"

"American footprints on distant worlds are not too big a dream"

It’s almost too easy to point out the hypocrisy

It’s almost too easy to point out the hypocrisy

Notch with his Nintendo Switch

Notch with his Nintendo Switch

Only 90s kids will remember this candy that came out in 2004.

Only 90s kids will remember this candy that came out in 2004.

I still don’t understand why

I still don’t understand why

When they’re rolling another blunt but you can barely move.

When they’re rolling another blunt but you can barely move.

Welcome to 2017

Welcome to 2017

Sean Spicer as the White House Easter Bunny

Sean Spicer as the White House Easter Bunny

Our IT guy just sent us a picture of him in his youth. Some people are destined.

Our IT guy just sent us a picture of him in his youth. Some people are destined.