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Flashback messaging.
Flashback messaging.
Taste the rainbow
Taste the rainbow
Five stars.
Five stars.
Oh, running.
Oh, running.
I like skirts.
I like skirts.
Classic Irishman’s dilemma
Classic Irishman’s dilemma
I’m still waiting for this
I’m still waiting for this
Bah! Humbug!
Bah! Humbug!
I don’t need to see your resume…
I don’t need to see your resume…
Words
Words
The evilest plan.
The evilest plan.
Hello…
Hello…
Do you even lift?
Do you even lift?
*flick, flick, flick, flick, flick… flick, flick, flick*
*flick, flick, flick, flick, flick… flick, flick, flick*
Healing powers.
Healing powers.
sorry%2C+forgot+to+erase+that
sorry, forgot to erase that
recruiter%3A+say+no+more
recruiter: say no more
thank+you+for+delaying+my+emergency%2C+teach
thank you for delaying my emergency, teach
auf+wheatersehen
auf wheatersehen
Join the conversation
isn%26%238217%3Bt+that%26%238230%3Beverything%26%238230%3B%3F
isn’t that…everything…?
this+makes+my+skin+crawl
this makes my skin crawl
space%2C+the+file+frontier
space, the file frontier
this+is+truly+the+most+torture+anyone+has+put+on+anyone%2C+you+horrible+parent%21
this is truly the most torture anyone has put on anyone, you horrible parent!
did+joe+leave%2C+or+did+joe+%26%238220%3Bleave%26%238221%3B
did joe leave, or did joe “leave”
what+do+you+mean+%26%238220%3Bthree+pieces%3F%21%3F%21%3F%26%238221%3B
what do you mean “three pieces?!?!?”
it%26%238217%3Bs+in+queso-emergency%21
it’s in queso-emergency!
and+then+hang+it+up+in+their+hallways+for+the+rest+of+your+life
and then hang it up in their hallways for the rest of your life