will there be a buffet, though?

Sometimes The Onion’s jokes are too real

Grand opening tutter

When the zookeeper skimps on your mangos.

Niagara Falls without Water

Self awareness from Xbox

Price gouging is part of hurricane prep in Kemah, Texas.

Fortunate.

Scumbag brain

George R. R. Martin gets to the root of the problem.

Fun to watch, tho.

Tomb carved from a single rock in Saudi Arabia

Choose your stylist

Shrek is life.

Level up your sneak game.

This guy created a self-sustainable plant-in-a-huge-jar project that grew for 40 years inside the jar without opening it.