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Realistic textbook cover

Realistic textbook cover
You got this, probably.
You got this, probably.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
I remember…
I remember…
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Let’s take this global, shall we?
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
You are the buns to my burger.
You are the buns to my burger.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
Harry how could you?
Harry how could you?
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
THATS ILLEGAL!
THATS ILLEGAL!
*subtly angry Irish accent*
*subtly angry Irish accent*
…must. Not. Breathing.
…must. Not. Breathing.
Ricky we’ve been over this…
Ricky we’ve been over this…
Australia+runs+hot%26%238230%3B
Australia runs hot…
Science%2C+bitch.
Science, bitch.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+to+do+with+this+information%26%238230%3B
I don’t know what to do with this information…
Be+the+sky.
Be the sky.
Join the conversation
Is+that+still+a+thing%3F
Is that still a thing?
Peanut+is+life.
Peanut is life.
The+many+cultures+of+America
The many cultures of America
Manage+thyself.
Manage thyself.
At+the+doctors+office+where+I+get+my+insulin%26%238230%3B
At the doctors office where I get my insulin…
The+most+successful+slave+revolt+in+US+history+that+they+won%26%238217%3Bt+teach+you+in+school.
The most successful slave revolt in US history that they won’t teach you in school.
I+would+watch+this+Looney+Toon.
I would watch this Looney Toon.
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+aware+you%26%238217%3Bre+such+a+funny+pair%26%238230%3B
You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair…