did he super size it?

After the attack on Pearl Harbor, the US military issued Mickey Mouse gas masks to kids because they were supposedly less scary. Supposedly…

Canadian Cowboys, eh?

*lite snipping*

*lite cronching*

Induction forges for the modern blacksmith. Nice.

Ask and ye shall receive, knock and it shall be opened unto you.

How to win friends and influence people…

No Santa for you! – the Santa nazi, probably.

The best are yet to come, probably.

Praise our Lorde and Leader.

The pasta spinach paradox is delicious, whichever way you look at it.

This seems healthy…

The Purple [People Eater] Harlequin Toad

Doesn’t matter, still burned the building.

Heeeeeeere’s Johnny