Hello, fellow humanity!

Hello, fellow humanity!

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

Modern pixel art.

Modern pixel art.

If I made you breakfast in bed…

If I made you breakfast in bed…

I’m not anti-social.

I’m not anti-social.

New geological survey of Mars!

New geological survey of Mars!

First rule about Diet Club

First rule about Diet Club

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

Not where you want to be in life.

Not where you want to be in life.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

That’s when the fight started…

That’s when the fight started…

Correction, you love ice cream.

Correction, you love ice cream.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

I’m not sure what I’m watching…

I’m not sure what I’m watching…

So many texts with dog

So many texts with dog