Hello, fellow humanity!

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

Why limit tolkien to Tuesdays? Now you can tolkien any day you want with this collection of memes!

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

always knock before entering. always

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse