Feeling Lucky?

My bank account doesn’t agree, but my heart is happy.

My bank account doesn't agree, but my heart is happy.
a better way to tell attraction
a better way to tell attraction
“i have this stabbing pain…”
“i have this stabbing pain…”
wait, that’s not where the stomach is
wait, that’s not where the stomach is
kermit to the bit
kermit to the bit
valid reason, continue
valid reason, continue
what is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
what is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
Update: Testing a New Approach for Comment Status Clarity
Update: Testing a New Approach for Comment Status Clarity
catmmunication
catmmunication
a really good night
a really good night
at least it was only an 8-inch cake
at least it was only an 8-inch cake
laugh your glass off
laugh your glass off
say what
say what
instant watch
instant watch
which one is more enjoyable? I’m a fan of “going to chipotle with aristotle”
which one is more enjoyable? I’m a fan of “going to chipotle with aristotle”
that’s quite the pipe
that’s quite the pipe
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Classy.
Classy.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.