his army of turtles

do not feed the animals

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

pool world

and frozen thin mints

who actually thought this was a good idea?

this might be the best way to judge other people

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

beware of log

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

find your bay leaf confidence

how fast are you?

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!