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Local newspaper has a full page of cats for wrapping paper. Online news can't compete with that.
gasping the right questions
gasping the right questions
prioritease
prioritease
bro brevity
bro brevity
laundry limbo
laundry limbo
april school’s!
april school’s!
a matte-r of fact
a matte-r of fact
uninventive inventor
uninventive inventor
scribe scribbles
scribe scribbles
ringout
ringout
leaving this here for no particular reason…
leaving this here for no particular reason…
forget-me-lots
forget-me-lots
not the rock she wanted, buddy
not the rock she wanted, buddy
juicy details
juicy details
a fairy nice raccoon
a fairy nice raccoon
what a hoot
what a hoot
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
No+shame.
No shame.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Hands.
Hands.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…