Panguins do enjoy the odd bubble.

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

say aloe to my little friend

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

another delicious hummuscide

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the law of giants