Double dipped.

Double dipped.

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

if you were curious

if you were curious

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you