This chill af bear at my local landfill.

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

side effects may include incest…

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

find your bay leaf confidence

smells like reborn spirit

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

this might be the best way to judge other people

these are the tools of successful writers

who actually thought this was a good idea?

beware of log

do not feed the animals

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

how fast are you?