look at thee, peasant

The Assassin’s Teapot

The Assassin’s Teapot

Most of the Himalayan salt that you eat comes from mines in Pakistan

Most of the Himalayan salt that you eat comes from mines in Pakistan

Oh, you’re a vegetarian? That’s OK, we have lamb…

Oh, you’re a vegetarian? That’s OK, we have lamb…

The OG Emoji you probably don’t remember.

The OG Emoji you probably don’t remember.

How come you can’t see us?

How come you can’t see us?

THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

I blame Mary Poppins

I blame Mary Poppins

A spot for everything.

A spot for everything.

The riots in Paris are getting out of control.

The riots in Paris are getting out of control.

It only works if you’re a con artist!

It only works if you’re a con artist!

Don’t discount the power of coupons.

Don’t discount the power of coupons.

ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?

ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?

1:1 Easter Island head made of LEGO

1:1 Easter Island head made of LEGO

What Vitamin C looks like under a microscope.

What Vitamin C looks like under a microscope.

Good thing polar bears eat onions.

Good thing polar bears eat onions.