Feeling Lucky?

looking at you, dyson

So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Cave girl problems.
Cave girl problems.
It not only moves slowly, it kills slowly…
It not only moves slowly, it kills slowly…
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
Hipster Doge.
Hipster Doge.
Well, that’s just plain rude.
Well, that’s just plain rude.
Hey can we talk?
Hey can we talk?
Should I shave my legs today?
Should I shave my legs today?
The Polar Vortex.
The Polar Vortex.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
Google these days.
Google these days.
This made me rethink things…for about 5 seconds.
This made me rethink things…for about 5 seconds.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
Crop Circles vs Helicopters
Crop Circles vs Helicopters
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Join the conversation
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You