Looks like I’m having a kid now

Looks like neptune could use some freedom

No matter your beliefs, respect always comes first

Now watch me

truth

It's not the weight, it's the way you carry

Me too fam me too

Ow.

I’ve wanted to build an atomic clock for a while, but now I’m afraid I may not be white enough…

Internet Etiquette. Super Simple Stuff.

Other items bravely confiscated by Texas police

#NeverForget

When I read the label on my raincoat and it says 'dry clean only'

Musician Chart

Wise words from Regular Show

I'm haunted