Self-depreciation at it’s most proper.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

The price is savage

You just lost the game.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Ultimate noms.

Horlp may.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Passive aggressive instructions

Traffic banana for scale.

A Venezuelan smartass

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.